Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Real Newspaper Ads...

I got such a kick out of this when i read it tonight that I just HAD to post it.  Hope you guys enjoy them as much as I did!

Real Newspaper Ads 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER .
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.

NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.

AND THE BEST ONE :
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

4 comments:

Misti Sandefur, Novelist/Freelance Writer said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog and for having me on your blogroll. I'll be sure to add you to my blogroll as soon as I leave here -- to return the favor, or course. ;)

I'd also like to thank you for the laugh. Those ads may have been funny, but I'll bet ya they caught attention.

Teige Benson said...

Some good ones in there. I'd love to come across something like that in the local paper.

Pete said...

Call Chubby. Hah!

Janna said...

Good stuff.

:)